A lady rings up Parks and Wildlife to ask how to get rid of a possum under her house. The advice is to leave a trail of bread from the house to the bush, which she does.Next day they get a call from the lady who now has two possums under the house. David (Tasmania)

The cave is open, but the beast is asleep.

Eat a meat pie with a knife and fork!!!!! Jeeez... First you plaster it with lots of dead horse (that's tomato sauce...also known as red ned). Then you check that it's not gone nuclear, ie very hot. The sauce generally is a good indication as it tends to dry out pretty quickly if the pies too hot.Then you pick up the pie in your bare hands and eat it. You might have to lick some of the meat sauce off your fingers, and if your messy, the front of your shirt, but that's all part of enjoying a real Aussie meat pie.As for lamb chops, they're tasty beggars, but they make me f**t.

This phenomenon is due to the difference in temperature of the two bodies of water. The same thing happens in the Straits of Gibraltar as the shallower Mediterranean is warmer than the Atlantic . The warm water flows out of the Med. at a higher level than the cold water flowing in from the Atlantic. During WW2 this phenomenon allowed submarines to move through the Straits without using their engines, thus avoiding detection. Closer to the surface to leave the Med.; lower to enter.