Oh well - it's 0834 BST & we're still here!
Only 4 hours to go until the broomstick lands :-(

Don't suppose anyone knows if there is a hurricane on its way towards the South Coast of England do they?

I for one would welcome the end of the world. My Mother-in-law is flying in from Scotland tomorrow (she doesn't need a plane, just somewhere to park her broom!).
I could die happy knowing (albeit very briefly) that she was not going to enjoy her week of moaning about my house / everything that I do!!!