You know he's *not* a keeper if that's all he can think of to do around her naked curves.

If Walmart can ship Old Roy dog food to the island I'm sure they can handle a Pitbill. His entourage? That might take some extra logistics.

Yeah, but then History Channel would be SOL.

There. No. Almost. Sorry it's taking so long.

Actually, the balloons are bolted to the ceiling.

@killer: Let's get away from "is God real or is God not real" for a moment and look simply at the premise of the headline and the facts of the article. If I said I would meet you on the afternoon of Friday, April 3rd in a specific year, would you wait around for ten years and accept that anytime within that decade's span was close enough? If so, I hope you packed a lunch. I think epe is quite justified in suggesting that the title is massively misleading. I would have made the point if it had not already been made.

"Oh boy, what does it say about me that I am a member of reddit, Digg, del.icio.us, and G+, but not Pinterest?" It just means you're one of the boys.

Oh, and the "The is not a drill" T-shirt in XL.

It's the tool the dentist picked up right after he said, "You may feel a slight pressure."

Imagine trying to get that through the airport.

EPJ, I'm guessing some of our art critics wouldn't know Marcel Duchamp unless he was wearing a jacket with STP labels and drove a car endlessly around turning to the left. (Great performance art idea BTW.) The problem isn't the definition of art. It is the necessity of some people to decide that only their definition applies. Portions of the Sistine Chapel ceiling were painted over because they were deemed unworthy, so who can say what is art?

@Allan- But how long does it take to put it on the horse?

We'll be there in two weeks. Might have to look it up.

The pedestrian has already lost his knees and hips. When he sails over the car he will land on his head. All this does is protect the windshield. The airbag will cost more to replace than the windshield.

Thank you Joseph. And to think it is on a post about schools.