That's actually a raccoon in a cat suit.

If roller coasters had been around when humans first worked out their primal fears, THAT situation would have been included in the original description of hell.

I hate network newscasters. They're so phoney.

345,215 level 10. Not bad for an American.

Very cute. You should put little piles of pumpkin seeds on the ground beneath them, to look like owl puke :)

Taking internet digs at unknown people's mistakes (such as that cake) is so 1996.

Excuse me, Abastar, but I try to not make fun of people who might not be as intelligent, educated, or creative as perfect people such as you and I. It's called human decency, manners, or courtesy. It is certainly not PC.

Jeez, you guys are harsh. Last year I made my sister a birthday cake but mistakenly left out the "H" in "birthday", so it said "Happy Birtday Rachel."

I'm not ghetto or redneck. I just happen to be a human being who (gasp!) made a mistake.

It's Turd Ferguson!

That is a great show.

That's not even a real baby. You can tell it's a puppet because the woman's hand is sticking into the back opening.

"Your anthropomorphic attitude has ruined this cup of coffee!"

Why did he reach for the scanner gun? Did he think he could shoot somebody?

That looks like one workout video I'd actually stick to.

Probably not going to be doing any Viagra ads.

The only thing that I can think of, that is cuter than that otter, is a wombat.