Kim Jong Il can't be dead, he's the glorious leader of the triumphant and eternal Korean people who shall continue to receive his blessings until time eternal.

Your corrupt, capitalist analysis of this photo only shows your disloyalty to our honored leader and will surely result in your summary execution.

My Aunt and Uncle live in a small, but not tiny, town in the American northeast. My uncle's mother couldn't remember their address and, last year, sent them a holiday package labeled simply: Jud & Fredricka, Alexis, VT

They received it the day after Xmas but it got there.

Andy they say the post isn't competent.

My old company sold a specialized computer for older, first time users. It was just for surfing and email. It had a bunch of extra function keys that automatically took people to certain websites for shopping or to order pizza etc.

I had a customer call in for tech support who had found it too easy to spend money thanks to these function keys and had pried a number of them off the keyboard with a butter knife. Unfortunately, he pried off some of the wrong ones and completely bollocksed up his computer and expected me to make it work.

That's awesome. I thought ping pong balls were just good for raising sunken sailboats and for doing really cool things when chucked into a camp fire.

I've always found the fascination with criminals pretty fascinating.

Pirates seem to be the most recent incarnation of this little cultural obsession. It makes me wonder if we're going to be making blockbuster films about muggers in two hundred years' time.

There should be a similar monument at the NBC headquarters as astroboy did more to shape my generation's television viewing habits than virtually any other program. He helped launch the cartoon bonanza that used to be a staple of Saturday morning programing.

I'm sure that the wailing rock 'n roll whack job in the back ground would not have been possible without Tenacious D.

Wow, I thought I was odd for having three esoteric English middle names, Ebeneezer Obediah Abedlego but these guys have me beat.

The niches for the spoon have the added benefit of becoming spouts if one were ever to pour out the contents of the bowl.

Does it come with the spoon or are they just counting on the buyer to have spoons of the appropriate size?