Poor Groucho, he died the same week as Elvis and no one but Dick Cavett noted it in Time Magazine. Groucho should have been on the cover that week. Groucho's career spanned vaudeville, movies, radio and Television. He was at the close of one medium and at the birth of three others. He would have had a great website.

Thank God! He wasn't drinking any Stoat!

I walked into my towns High school to sign in to use the track during the day and was told, that, I could not be on the grounds for any reason and that I was trespassing AT THAT MOMENT. THIS HUGE TOOL WAS THE ONE WHO BUZZED ME TO COME INSIDE. This is a rural school not in the inner city. These are the kind of people that our kids are dealing with every day. The kids and their parents are considered criminals till proven innocent!

Newt?

Cowpox was the original vaccine of sorts for smallpox. After infection with the disease, the body (usually) gains the ability of recognizing the similar smallpox virus from its antigens and so is able to fight the smallpox disease much more efficiently. The vaccinia virus now used for smallpox vaccination is sufficiently different from the cowpox virus found in the wild as to be considered a separate virus. The virus contains one hundred and eighty-six thousand base pairs of DNA, which contains the information for about one hundred and eighty-seven genes. This makes smallpox one of the most complicated viruses known. Some one hundred of these genes give instructions for key parts of the human immune system, giving a clue as to why smallpox is so lethal.[

Danger! Will Robinson Damger!

ARRRGGIGH! What You be doin with me one good peg leg now? It beinn the leg left to me in Jim Gumm's will. Give it here or I'll crawl to ye and bite ye knee caps , that I will AAARGIGHH!

A Moililator?

That's going to leave a mark!

This book is a pleasure just to read. Almost as good as "Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence". Nabokov was truly gifted.

Who ever stole my eyebrows is a Poopy Head.

The greatest site I have ever seen.

I found a new friend. His name is Chris. Maybe we can meet him in back of Con's house at 4pm or so. I have lump charcoal and some starter fluid. Let's see if Long Pig really does taste like Razor Back. If Con has no ketchup or coleslaw lets just forget it.

It's Santa's bottle opener of course.

Say, OOOh! MYYYY! that kid is Haaaht!