This is terribly wrong. If anything I'm the least cheerful person I know.

20/25

Who really needs to know how to hook up an HDTV?
I'll pass.

"can I has lifejacket?" Is the best one ever.

Man, is this ever cool. Thanks for sharing!

kinda funny, but they forgot healthcare!

lol the flintstones had better webpages than this guy

Believe it or not, warehouses full of blood are thrown out each year. They DO have too much blood in some cases.

Want to know what's stopping me from donating blood? Effing needles.

Punch me in the face and put a cup underneath my nose and I'd be ok with it, but I just get creeped out by needles.

Nate, that cabinet is AWESOME! So much more dynamic!

it's stories like this that make me glad not to live in the us

before i even clicked play, i knew i was waiting for "powned" i got it, and i liked it.

Why didn't he just refuse? You can do that, although it's an immediate license suspension.

This theory doesn't explain anything. The thin people that hate fat people are the ones reading People magazine, listening to whatever the news tells them about the so-called "obestiy epidemic" and buying into that garbage. There's plenty of thin people out there that don't hate. The hate directed towards fat people is a cultural response, not a genetic one in my opinion.

Ol dirty bastard aka baby jesus FTW!

Kinda gross that your fresh towel was in someone else's mouth. No wonder everyone gets sick on cruises, haha.

That is pretty sweet, but the presenter had a hard time counting to five....lol