Tri-Delt is a fraternity (imaginary, granted.) Lambda Mu - now that is a fine sorority! (Although I doubt you'd need a coach to get in.)

The Whoquarium is hilarious. The link has the very helpful warning in red above the product description:

Please note: This tank is inadequate for most live fish. We therefore advise that you take independent advice from a specialist if you interested in keeping fish of any kind.

So really, it's really more the Whowatercontainer.

1 - Kisai Kaidoku LCD Watch Black+Blue
2 - "Exterminate Me" shirt, L, Navy (for my son)
3 - The Time of Angels Mini Set - Doctor Who (also for the boy [I'm trying to hook him into nerd culture this summer :)]

Great contest -- thanks!