I realize that scantily clad was in reference to Beyonce, however... she too is dressed in a leotard. One shoulder is left bare, while the other arm is in a long sleeve. Still, it's a leotard. Not exactly "Like a Virgin."

I just have issue with the term "scantily clad." She's wearing a friggin' leotard. Please... never go the the beach, or even attend a children's dance recital. Apparently, I too was "scantily clad" as early as two. My parents must have been horrible degenerates... Suprisingly, I didn't start selling my body at 16 :P