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It would have been nice if there had been a bit more video telling us which pet had claimed the prime spot in front of the space heater first.

I'm guessing the dog took the bed, slightly back from the heater. The cat took the spot in between, then the dog decided to stretch out and found the cat there and the pussycat wasn't going to move out of the way, so it became a pillow. The cat looked like it was trying to decide if the indignity of being made a dog pillow was worth leaving the warm spot and getting dog stink on his/her fur.

We'll never know.
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There are worse things than being a sneaker sniffer. Our schnoodle runs in as we exit the bathroom to sniff the toilet lid, and vacuum up any random farts (I imagine).

It is with that same nose and stinky 'staches, he wants to smell inside our mouths when we've been out for dinner, to analyse what we had been eating. He has to settle for us just blowing our breath in his direction.

Fortunately, he never learned to be a smoocher.
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Inexperienced bowlers forget their soles are slick, to purposely give them slide on the approach, AND the lane itself is oiled. Also bowlers using house balls are using a ball that doesn't fit their hand, and they are forced to grip the ball harder than they would with a custom ball, then when they roll the ball, they don't always disengage their hand in time to keep the ball from carrying them forward onto the lane.
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'We bought you a kevlar armored backpack to take to school, and did you use it properly? - no!!! When you get out of this ICU, we're going to wheel you into the kitchen and have a serious talk about your lack of gratitude... and poor crouching technique!'
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