Stashed under the couch? Aw, poop. Kinda hoping for something more Dickensian, a feline 'Fagin' waiting in the wings for the purloined currency from the Artful Clement.
The sultry voice, bedroom eyes, manly 'stache, and wickly self-deprecating sense of humor... ya'll can have your Skarsgards, Nick is still one of sexiest men on television.
From experience, I think of tortoise and calicos as friendly, and leave siamese alone. They're gorgeous, but haven't met one yet who immediately appreciated strangers.
I need more coffee. Black.
How did 'Ron Swanson' get on this list? Nick Offerman is deadly sexy, all the more so in his willingness to strip for charity. "No coin, no groin".
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/fcf38ae302/nick-offerman-strips-for-charity
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C34g5mz1ZQ
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_occult_blood