I'm against the hyphenated names altogether. I don't care if the wife takes the husband's last name, if the husband takes his wife's, or if they both change to something completely different. I will have the same last name as my wife so that people know we're a family.

Eh, just pay them slightly more than they'd get doing some other prison job. No need to reduce jail time.

My uncle had a buddy who worked with him at a microwave communications tower during the cold war. He would hop the fence and stand in the beam of the dish to sterilize himself for a weekend with the local ladies. No word on whether or not he's still alive.

I've been saying that we need to do something similar in the US for years. Instead of packing casino cards, making license plates or breaking rocks, they could be supplying their own power, and reducing costs of running the prison.

"We were hoping for slightly more advanced music, but were very happy with the results" I have a feeling that they're doing the same rational gymnastics that make me think my crappy cooking tastes good.

Looks like Abraham Lincoln the vampire hunter missed one.