Reminds me of an episode of M*A*S*H in which Greek (I think) soldiers were joining the 4077th M*A*S*H for Easter. Radar rescued the lamb, though, and so they made a . . . Spam Lamb!
This has "fake" written all over it. There is no way she could have survived so long on such a diet. Her skin, hair and teeth would not be so . . . present. She should have had scurvy at the very least, and she should be practically blind.
Thank you for your description of ICBM launching. The method is quite ingenious, using a bubble of steam as a kind of container.
What a sweet doggie!
"Unattended children will be given an espresso and a puppy."