Or just read this

http://www.reason.com/news/show/123117.html

I live in Jackson, and Melton is fucking nuts. He's been arrested for paying minors to demolish a house which he assumed belonged to a drug dealer (they found no drugs.) He literally dresses up like law enforcement and goes around the city fighting crime. And that just scratches the surface of all the crazy shit he's done.

Instead of enforcing a dress-code, maybe he should be focusing on the rampant crime and poverty that spreads throughout Jackson.

I recall a molasses-related incident in Delft, The Netherlands in 1999, where I lived at the time (http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn4153/is_19990729/ai_n11902835). But I doubt it'll qualify for second place.