Too bad the guy can't sing or compose.

A swan is not a duck.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devils_Tower_National_Monument

They forgot to mention how the head magically came unattached from the body.

Seriously, that's really cool.

It not make me smile.

The beauty of American Pie is the multiple meanings each line has.

But if some asshole wants to make some definitive and incorrect video, he can be my guest.

First off, that iPod didn't save anyone's life. The bullet didn't even penetrate the soldier's armor.

Second, this seems very fishy. Wearing anything under your body armor is uncomfortable, especially something with sharp corners. That bible is thick enough that I wonder if he could have been wearing his armor correctly. Also, if the article is correct, all the bible did was catch the bullet as it came out of his body. Just like the iPod, it didn't do anything except make the story newsworthy.

I am skeptical. There are tougher and more comfortable fabrics than kevlar. As an example, I would think Cordura would be much better in a slash resistant jacket.

Yeah, that wife-cake was way better. Why wasn't it featured instead?

That cake sucks.

I think to earn a spot of interest it has to at least transform.

Sucks

I also know the pain of having only two legs.

How appropriate there's a giant phallus there, because they can suck a fat one.

So basically they're both douches, but the Mac user likes the smell of his own farts more?