The steel plate that was under baby Chuck Norris when his right testicle dropped.

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It is the Kythera mechanism as foretold in prophecy to end the reign of the Antikythera mechanism.

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the top two handaxe/backscratcher combi tool, chop and scratch your back at the same time. Upswing scratch, downswing chop,
The bottom tool hand chopper/nosehair trimmer.

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Roofing tools for thatch roofs.

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A variety of tools used by a Moile in Middle Earth for circumsizing from top to bottom, trolls, orcs, dwarves. Tools for other races available but not shown.

Caulking tools for use on sailing ships

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Reading glasses for yellow journalism.

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Glasses for after cataract removal.

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They are a pair of 3D glasses from the 19th century, enabling you to see the real true to life sepia tones in 3D.

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They are glasses for voyeurs. The opaqued edges make everything seem as if they are viewing it through a peephole.

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Manual stimulator used when collecting genetic specimen from the Jolly Green Giant.

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Why that is the peg leg belonging to Captain Ahab's younger brother, who lost his original leg in a quarrel with a spool bed he. He then took the wood and fashioned the peg leg you see above and forever after only slept on tabletops.

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Looking at the near end of this anyone could see it is a new pencil to be used by anyone that doesn't give a damn about the environment.

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A prototype for a Medieval version lawndart ( the fletchings to be added later.)

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Penmanship training pen for the Jolly Green Giant.

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