Jake, make sure you shoot the whole thing and post it on Youtube. Although I think it would be more fun to strap a few helium balloon to a lawn chair and fly over the lake. But it's a matter of personal preference...

The picture is priceless!

Several misc point:

- Drinking alcohol impairs your judgment. Would he really be eating a sock if he was not drunk?
- When you're too drunk to drive, don't sit in your car in the driver seat. This makes you a drunk driver, even if you are not driving. You probably should not sit in a car at all.
- It's Canada, maybe refusing the test has different consequences as our.
- Plagiarism? Dylan? Really? I thought it was "summarizing", my bad.

Bizarro is one of the funniest around. We should realize that not everything is funny to everyone. So for the bizarro haters there's peanuts and garfield.

In other news, this one is not funny.

I agree with the whiners. Let's pretend the word shit does not exist by forbidding its printing or saying on TV. That'll cure all the problems in the world.

In other news, I've heard of a lab named Black Jesus. Personally my wiener dog is nicknamed Little Shit or Shit Eater. It's not uncommon.

OMGITSACONSPIRACY!

Obviously the giant quartel of illegal caffeine producers want to put our brain to sleep by putting more caffeine in diet soda! Wait. What?

Well of course this is a joke. And it's really funny.

"When they go to roost after peckin’ around all day, we gotta strap their fannies to the top of the cage so’s they don’t fall over backward.”

And yes, the packaging is written in Japanese.

Would it make a lot of sense that longer hens make longer eggs? Hahahaha.

Thank you for this funny posting!

"Is there any animal more pointless than a guinea pig?"

I don't know, what's the point of an animal? Any animal? Including humans.

Eat. Sleep. Reproduce. Rinse. Repeat.

There is no meaning to life that I know of (except this really basic survival instinct)

"Look son, if you study hard and work hard and have good grades, we can send you to the big University where you can study and work even harder to earn you a fancy degree so you can be like daddy, working in a tiny 8 by 8 grey padded wall pseudo office without doors for the better part of your awake time."

"Just make sure you don't forget the new cover sheet for the TPS reports"

Jacques has a good idea. They do that in Oregon :)

To Rich I would guess that people like to ride in Limousines better than taking the bus. Same idea, different execution...

Maybe if you have a lot of people sit on the hood to tilt it down the thing can be dragged forward to unstick it...

I remember something like that in the movie "Top Secret". It was a telephone, only the telephone was huge and far away and the scene was shot to make you believe the phone was regular size and close to the camera. Until someone picked up the oversized phone.

I can't resist making this terrible joke:

"This video brought to you by salad shooter (TM)"

Seeing how a totally domesticated 7 lbs kitty can shred your arm with their cute little sharp claws on a whim, I'm not sure I'd like to get close to this thing with leopard parents.

For some reason I find it both brilliant and hilarious.

Like people are going to take over airplanes with a chainsaw. I know, I should not see humour in this, but I do.

They also confiscate bludgeons, which is a word not used every day.

Finally, the first thing I thought of when I read the headline was: eBay.

I like Nikolas's version better. Probably because it does not have Jerusalem in the center. Jerusalem is way too hot in the summer.