If his partner sucked as much as Shatner's acting, Takei would never leave his villa...

If this is the "worst" the troops can come up with to let off some steam, bless their hearts.

I'd be a little daffy in that shite situation too, don't begrudge them anything.

"Suppository ready!"

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."

^ hear hear.

"I fart in his general direction."

Honey, the sushi plate farted.

@Allan, still fit for President, let's look at his resume: secrecy, big money, criminality, corruption, and sex; he's got it all (except hair)!

Whoops, I meant "your", natch.

I guess if you sit near the lip of the seat you're center of gravity would go straight down through the legs --you wouldn't fall; not much of a true sitting position though.

@Apollo, I read that link and basically my conclusion is that an angry (sucks to be made fun of, I suppose) white guy attempts to expose a "tricky" Asian guy over perceived racial and cultural (maybe socio-economic) slights even though the whole thing smacks of satire ... great.

Neato.

VonSkippy's the kind of guy that goes to a party and everyone gets all awkward --and no one knows why.

Looks like a rip off of Shaolin Soccer CGI. OTOH, big props if real.