pudifoot, I was totally going to say that.

Matt, I was just thinking to myself, "So that's why they kept calling him Hedy in Blazing Saddles!"

Like Robert Parry said, the other coach should have thrown in the towel. The winning coach should have asked the losing coach to throw in the towel (maybe he did, we don't know). If I was losing 59-0 at halftime I would have said, "OK, you win".

hey paul,

How about "We're so friendly, you'll come daily!"?

"Over 1 billion served"

I like Hollywood Bob's assessment.

Yeah me either. Might want to mention the nsfw lyrics

So did that guy just basically say it's ok for the 'little fish' to break the law, but not the 'big fish'? What is gray water? How could the big fish harm anyone?

Micro Machines!!!

"And in the future, we don't need horses. We have motorized carriages called automobiles."

If you would have said that Gray Davis was "'total recalled' and Arnold Schwarzenegger was elected Governor to replace him." I would have fell out of my chair laughing.

I lol'd when he said, "I have you now."

So nobody thought of "Demolition Man" when they read this?

Judge Zane: "Thank you for your tesitmony, Officer Reese. Sergeant Highway, drunk and disorderly. Fighting in a public establishment. Urinating on a police vehicle?"

Highway: "Well, it seemed like the thing to do, sir."

Whenever one of my friends would leave their computer logged in at school, we'd change their homepage to hotmale.com