I grew up on the Chronicles of Narnia, A Wrinkle in Time, and Harry Potter. I won't read this series because it seems like the same damn thing, only with more ripping off Anne Rice.

I've got to say, to the people who are commenting about "nsfk" books... I've been reading at adult level since I was 10. I've read lots of books with "adult" themes and I'm perfectly well adjusted. Not to mention, Sid, some of the best YA books I've read were LGBT (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender) YA literature. If you think Twilight has some adult themes for YA literature, you should look into some of the books by Ellen Hopkins, Patricia McCormick, or J.T. LeRoy.

I'm a huge Python fan... I have all of the Flying Circus on DVD as well as the The Holy Grail and various other stuff. It's great to see them make it available online. I hate paying for media, but the Python stuff is so great, I'm not the least bit perturbed.

13 meters whilst kneeling. Haha.

Vintage metal Salvador Dali mustache on a stick.

Wow. This is almost idiotic as the Lesbians (from Lesbos) taking offense at the use of the word lesbian to describe a homosexual female.

80% There are two Shakespeare quotes that aren't 10 syllables... considering most of Shakespeare is in iambic pentameter.

Wait! Does it have a hood? My goodness, that would be amazing. My ears are really cold. xD

I definitely feel like I need one, Neatorama. I'm one of those people who are cold all of the time. My thermostat is set at 73, and I'm wearing a hemp sweatshirt over my clothes, and still freezing... Plus they're super epic looking. I want one.

Cthuloid overloads... Badass!

And for the northern rednecks, Y'inz.

I could've sworn the Mythbusters busted Archimedes death ray... :shrugs: That's amazing.

That's art. But it isn't literature.

The tone has to be forced to perform a feat like that, like when people with no vocabulary try to write rhyming poetry, except this author must have read the thesaurus.

I would go with Cat's Cradle by Vonnegut.

See the cat? See the cradle?

"Noooottttt bukkkit!"

@Johnny Cat... It sounds to me that she's more the basketcase than the criminal.