brilliant until granny sits on the thing & unknowingly hits a dozen buttons she's never even laid eyes on before, prompting a barrage of late-night phone calls to all her non-clueless relatives
You might want to correct the spelling to 'Vachel Lindsay. btw, what's your source for the info on his germ phobia? I know he wasn't the most stable guy in the world, but this germ thing seems a tiny bit apocryphal. Eh, maybe I'm just naturally suspicious.
Bacon lovers are probably afraid of aggressive male sexuality, due to the food's resemblance to a limp, nonfunctional phallus. Either that or, uh, they enjoy the taste of greasy, yummy breakfast meat. I'm not very good at this Freud thing, to be honest.
I'm sure the Titanic figure would be a lot higher than $150 million if you factored in lost cargo, lost personal property, investigations (cf. the Chernobyl entry), and lawsuits (cf. the Metrolink entry). Obviously the list isn't meant to be scientific, but the inconsistency is pretty glaring.
KIM JONG IL IS IN TIPTOP HEALTH, HAVE 15-20 MORE YEARS OF HAPPYHAPPYJOYJOY.
KIM DIVE NUDE AT 500 AM IN AMNOK RIVER, TO PROV HIS VITILITY. TEMPATURE LOW AS 4 DEGREE CENTIGRADE. WHO OF YOU CAN DO THE SAME
but I eated it.