Not all awful firsts, but here goes:
First black-eye. That just happened here with Baby Boy #2.
First time they figure out how to slide down a slide by themselves.
First time they jump.
First time the youngest intentionally picks on the oldest. Which happened surprisingly fast here.
First time the siblings make each other laugh. Awesome.
First time one kid goes after the other's poop. Because babies don't know poop is gross.
First time they play in the toilet.
First time they break down in public.
First time you break down in public.
First time you find them flinging water all over the kitchen and you see an inch of water everywhere. That was mostly horrible but also hilarious to catch him in the act.
Oh it's horrible and wonderful and tiring but still pretty great and I wouldn't go back to a life pre-kids for anything. Ok, maybe for a few days of sleeping, but then I'd miss my boys terribly.

Ahhh! My bad.

Ok, so this has been bugging me, and is totally off topic but...René Murat Auberjonois was not Father Mulcahy on M*A*S*H. I only know because I loved M*A*S*H and also loved Odo on Deep Space Nine. Big dork, I know. :)

I love NaNoWriMo. Last year I opted out since the baby was a mere 3 weeks when it started, but I'm on it this year! The story line is kind of all over the place, but it's going along ok.

@ a tad over 5,000.