I think ted needs a little transgender, abnormal, lesbian in his life. I am a woman who thinks females are attractive yet I am in a heterosexual relationship. I believed, when I was a "straight" female, that peeing standing up was a great idea, I belief that Ted is threatened by females who stand up to pee. "Oh, yes, she stands up to pee, I feel threatened!" Oh, no, Ted. Looks like you are being shown up by someone with a clitoris, I would go home and cry.
Personally, I believe a man should stand by what he has and not what he envys, but you know, thats just a bi-curious bitch who sometimes stands up to pee.

Got that, Ted?