hm...or jeans are really comfortable and easy to wash? not to mention flattering.

I cannot stop loving this.

That is not a tricycle at all

Your Mama's so stupid she bought a $5,000 Segway to push you around in a $50 stroller.

Dude, that doesn't even make sense.

No, when you were a baby. Like, instead of walking. Get it? Your mom, your mom's so stupid...

No, dude, I get it. It's just dumb. No one would do that.

Yeah, but, like, your mom's so dumb she actually DID though. I found this photo.

Shit.

"Yeah, this how I roll. Got my Gucci shirt, Louis pants. Momma in the back stuntin' on the Segway. Puttin' rims on soon, we both gonna be sittin on dubs. She got the Dom Perignon in the backpack right now. Feed that shit to me in a bottle, bitch! No way I make her walk. Baby be ballin'."

"Damn Walk-to-Preschool Day."

"DUI? SHMEE-UI! My daughter & I are riding on wheels one way or the other whether the State of Washington likes it or not!"

Before Sally could walk and pull her mother all over Seattle in a Radioflyer, her mother pushed her in a stroller from a Segway. Surprisingly, her mother was much thinner in those days.

Hmm...my dog has a myspace right now and most people think it's cute/funny, but I'm afraid switching to a social networking site entirely for animals might push me into "crazy dog lady" zone.

What if your "life changing event" is the realization that Hyundai cars aren't good?

$98 for that thing! It's cool, but I'd think people could figure out how to make their own for $5.

Wow! I am imagining a really cool outdoor space-age wedding that could be designed with those as decoration.

I do not doubt people would want to hit me, but I'm still tempted by this hoodie. If someone buys it for me, I'll wear it.

I was going to say a garden tool, but somebody beat me to it.