Meat like that would turn me into a vegetarian.

Or go water skiing (with the heavy equipment).

World band radio. World included.

Obey gravity, med.

What a waste of stamps! His mother already delivered him years ago!

What an intelligent idiot! He figured out how to spend $100 to steal a $.75 can of Coke.

Easy Mac is on your grocer's shelf, next to Back Off Buddy!

I saw the world's tallest unicycle in New Haven, CT once. It was 28' tall. The guy transported it (and an extension ladder) on the roof of a Suburban, and it stuck out past both ends! He leaned it and the ladder on a convenient street light to launch it.

So her job is more important than her sacred vows? Time for a priority check.

Let's see...Jerry Seinfeld is a cool American. Do they taste like Jerry Seinfeld?

Alright, who unwrapped all the Tootsie Rolls?

Working out, med.

Got gas?

He speaks native American. Which tribe speaks native American?