In his innocence, this kid shows he is wiser than most adults!

--TwoDragons

I have a terrible fear of driving. Especially in heavy traffic. Heck, I don't even like being a PASSENGER in heavy traffic! Open country good. City traffic NOT GOOD SCARY BAD! Especially with big huge semis and buses barreling all around you...brr...

When I was a kid I had a horrible fear that a giant meteor would come smashing down on me while I was sleeping. I'm also repulsed by clowns, but I don't think that's so much a phobia as it is I find them mostly pointless and un-entertaining.

--TwoDragons

A well-made crossbow with explosive-tipped bolts. A longbow with explosive-tipped arrows as backup. A flare gun, for festively lighting up the undead after sunset. And for those really nasty situations, a Desert Eagle hand cannon with phosphor rounds. Fire gooooood...

Or there's the ballista my Dad made out of a VW Bug's leaf spring once. I'm sure that combining that with some appropriately incendiary ammunition would make for a great crowd-clearer...

--TwoDragons

Plenty of acorns in Marble Falls, TX!

--TwoDragons

Here in Texas we had the opposite at sunset: The moon was above the two planets, so it looked like an upside-down "frowny-face"! LOL

--TwoDragons

Diamonds also glow faintly while they're being polished! It's the same property that causes wintergreen Lifesavers to spark, and duct tape to glow when you peel it in the dark.

--TwoDragons

I would so make that for my kids...

--TwoDragons

There's an office building in Austin (Texas, that is) that is built over the street. I always wondered how the folks there could be so calm with huge 18-wheelers rumbling mere inches underneath them!

--TwoDragons

Hypnotic caterpillars? Are you SURE it was "tea" they're selling...? ;-)

--TwoDragons

Skipweasel: BWAAHAHAHAHAHA!!

I coulda used his Holistic Detective Agency work a few times...

--TwoDragons

Super MechaTurkey 5000 VS The CyberPilgriMatic = SHOWDOWN!

--TwoDragons

Everything but the eggs look pretty good...but if I ever saw eggs served that color, I'd demand a refund!

--TwoDragons

I read this story several times and it still makes me sick to my stomach. No bargain is worth trampling people for.

"For what does it profit a man, that he gain the world but lose his soul?" Matthew 16:26

--TwoDragons

Star Trek: TNG?! Pure cheese! The theme served to do nothing more than vaguely remind you that the show's first season was just a rehash of the original series' plots!

But A-Team? Heck yeah! Airwolf theme would have been good, too. And what about Dark Shadows, or the Twilight Zone?!

I'm glad they got Doctor Who on there, though, even if it IS the updated version. Hee hee, I guess I like my cheese imported. ;-)

--TwoDragons

I'll stick to crocheting normal stuff, thanks. Eesh.

--TwoDragons