What VonSkippy said!

A toilet with wings? Perfect for when you have to take a flying dump.

And they just happened to have a 5D camera and professional audiovisual equipment/software just lyin' around?

Still, good for them. The world could use more talented artists getting their work out there.

Flower Mound is very wealthy and very white. I'm guessing part of their ire is because he's not caucasian.

I have doubts his plan will work, but I wish him luck.

That's why their bloomers (underpants) were split open. Just squat n go. But they'll never tell you that in those steamy novels.

Several of the shadows look "off." I'm not seeing an eagle-shaped shadow, just the shadow of the headstone. And there is a sort of pixel halo around it. It does look a little Shoppy, yeah. But it's a lovely image and if it makes people happy, that's all good.

Delightfully bad! 2 Thumbs up

I'm gonna guess it's not "they're stealin' our bricks!"
as much as it is plain old vandalism. A lot of St. Louis is pretty rough and thuggy these days.

Uh, Dude? It's just a comments section. No need to preview your doctoral dissertation or your Masters thesis.

Well, Egbert...That's about how long data transmission took in those days with those modems. Now we can send memes around the planet in seconds.

There was no such thing as "snack time" when I was a little kid in the 70s, and parents didn't use food to hush a fussy toddler. Nor were there that many mass-marketed junk food option as there are today.

Everywhere you look, stores are pushing "fits in your SUV cupholder" snack cups filled with tiny bitesized crap, aimed at parents who think "if they're shoving food in their mouths, at least they're not screaming." Snack foods aren't an occasional rare treat for good behavior anymore. They're a routine occurrence that takes place several times a day. No wonder kids are growing up fat.

And for the reverse, there's always "My Looney Bun is Fine, Benny Lava"

Two options on the extension cord scenario: 1) Build the best possible extension cord for $X (materials & labor included) that customers will buy by the handfuls because they're so well-made or 2) Build the cheapest possible functioning cord that we can sell for the highest profit.

The accountants have convinced businesses to rely on Option 2 for too long.

Ahahaha! I wanna be Vonskippy's neighbor right after he finally sells his house. Then I'll YouTube the fun when the new tenants find that note.

What genius thought that idea would work? I live in the country (in Texas) and we have no need for a human "dead animal removal squad." The buzzards will eliminate all traces of a deer within three days. Circle of Life and all that.