Ohh fuck you, fuck you fuck you. This is a recipe for saliva in your food. Do these jackasses know that the people who are taking their order and waiting on them are people?

Too bad this asshole is already married, because he should die alone in a gutter somewhere

Been living this way for over a decade. I've found it's much more important to wear clean clothes than to shower often. The stink lives in your clothes more than it lives on you. I work in an industrial setting and only wash my coveralls once a week, but the Tee shirt I wear under them gets stinky after three days or so. Even if I haven't showered in a week a simple change of clothes fixes everything.

So stinky subway guy is stinky because he's been wearing the same clothes for a month. Not to say he doesn't have some hygiene issues, but most of the wretched stench in in the shitty pants and jacket he's been wearing all summer.

Once again the future just happened.

Neal Stephenseon's "Snow Crash" is a novel that features skateboard couriers who use magnetic clamps to snag cars on the freeway to get around. And it's set mostly in So-Cal.

Funny thing. About 6 months ago I met a woman who does seasonal taxidermy and crushed on her really hard. What the hell is wrong with me?

WOW he discovered a new recipe for plain unflavored Jello.
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Agar is a gelatin like protein derived from algae. It's been used in microbiology for over a century. It is preferred because even to the most opportunistic bacteria it tastes like nothing.

So chef lazy hack here has discovered a way to sell a desert that tastes like nothing and looks like almost nothing.
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I wish I could make a living out of selling people something completely and totally worthless.

My go to for an anime that rates as high art is always "Grave of Fireflies". Anyone who can watch that movie and not cry their eyes out just isn't human.

As a Portlander and a professional brewer I must state that this is not anywhere near as cool as it sounds on any level it is attempting to be. There are three solid reasons why this is nothing but a pointless pile of cr@p.

1. The unipiper is one of the most annoying people this city has to offer. I know this because he used to bring his schtick to my neighborhood. Believe me, the last thing you want before noon on your day off is some d-bag on a unicycle with a set of bag pipes while you're trying to sleep off a hangover.

2. Rogue beer in general sucks. They had their moment back in the late '90s and early '00s when craft beer was still a new enough thing that people couldn't recognize a bad product for what it is. These days their beer is at best mediocre ad at worst completely undrinkable. The only reason anyone claims to like the Voodoo Doughnuts beer is because they don't want to admit they wasted $10 on a bottle of grotesque sugary swamp water.

3. Buckman Botanical is the worst brewery in the whole Rogue empire. I have never tasted any beer from that brewery that I found even remotely drinkable. They have managed to combine weird ingredients with some of the worst sanitation in a brewery I've ever seen.

Final thoughts: I am speaking with first hand knowledge here. Seriously, Rouge beer isn't very good, it's just well marketed.

Cute, but i think they may be exaggerating the number of tennis balls. looks closer to 100 not 800 to me.

Still that puppy is in heaven.

http://www.secretaardvark.com/

The best damn hot sauce in the world and made locally in Portland, OR.

The short version of the story goes that the couple that owns the company started out selling it at the local farmer's market. Now you can buy it in Costco.

My opinion... It's a wonderful hot sauce that derives it's heat from habanero peppers, but is balanced with a wonderful herbal sweetness. Most hot sauces are all heat with no flavor (Tabasco).

Seriously it's something you need to try to believe.

My faves from the funny pages were always Calvin and Hobbes and The Far Side. The only one that even comes close these days is Pearls Before Swine.

Looks like one stray spark would blow the whole powder/primer cylinder up in your face.

How?!? What?!? WHY?!? Chocolate Peppermint?!?

Actually these sound great for a Halloween Party I'm going to. I hope they look like regular Pringles and they didn't dye them weird colors or something. I want to fill a big bowl of all three and be like,

"Well THere's your trick and your treat".

I think the fact that I knew what nutella was before I ever tasted it ruined it for me.

I mean, it's literally made of the leftover crap you get from making chocolate, and the hazelnuts that are too deformed to sell as hazelnuts.

It's like someone figured out how to sell industrial waste as food.

Buy it for the novelty, not for the flavor.

Really folks, it tastes pretty awful.

Didn't they already do this in Archer?