Thanks for the kind words!

@wolfhammer: you are wrong. =] it is fusion, fusing together hydrogen atoms.

@hbouda: hydrogen bombs are fusion

@seefish: the thing is working now, they are going to try and create fusion later this year or early next year. the official dedication ceremony is may 29th.

That would be awesome until someone falls into the fire (which surprisingly enough happens all the time with my friends). Not only would you get burned but also impaled. And possibly become attached to a bucket full of burning wood.

Sucks to be them!

Of course, you guys rock!

Won't somebody think of the back-alley abortionists?

Ok that wasn't cool, sorry.

I wish my cats weren't completely terrified of my robots. Time to get a robotic mouse!

Looks like a fire sprinkler, maybe one that spins for wetting down a roof.

Or maybe it's a rack for holding toilets or some type of tank.

Ok so this one may tug at the heart strings and all, but there is a good reason for this. Say you write Apple a letter with your great new ideas. If Apple reads said letter and then uses some of your ideas you could potentially sue them saying they owe you for your intellectual property. They're better off just not accepting any of the ideas.

I used to work for a skateboard company that started a rag called Big Brother. Big Brother ended up making some fairly popular videos which then became Jackass. They would never watch any of the videos people sent in for just this reason.

I'm sure the lawyers could have said this to the girl in a way that didn't hurt her feelings, but come on, they're lawyers!

Best headline ever?