Amazing.

A frank look at hot dogs.

Now Disney would rather sell a dolly than a Dali.

'Blade Runner' had fewer pachinko parlours.

What a buzz kill.

I drove my Honda to the Moon and left it there.

It makes odd cents.

With chairs like these in my house, I'd be out standing.

Circuits Maximus.

Things are looking up.

Now I'm all hungry for candy corn.

Don't believe me about the vampire? Look here:

http://www.popcultureshock.com/cbclub/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/morbius-1.jpg

Of course, if you read the original Spider-Man story arc, then you know the hazards of the technique:

1) You might get your arm back, but turn into a raging lizard-man.

or,

2) You may grow four ADDITIONAL arms, then have to fight a vampire that looks like Michael Jackson.

And what would you tell Aunt May?

These ads ARE in direct opposition to the truth of the situations they present, whether at the time or later.

So, if they are not ironic, then what are they?

PS -- The babies in plastic make me cringe.

Not too bright.