what i'm always puzzled by is the near universal adoption of the "valley girl" dialect by high school and college women...didn't anybody ever hear the scathing zappa song ridiculing that accent?

if i didn't know better i would SWEAR that picture is the interior of a prison...what a depressing dorm (except for the slides)

somehow i would have thought it was more fun than it looked like...they had to throw in a cheesy soundtrack just to make it seem exciting

i went to vanderbilt...which has pretty much always had a football team not up to the competition in the sec...during the last game i attended the defense fell for a "shoe string" play twice in a row...pretty much the college equivalent of the play in the video where the qb fakes like he's tying his shoe and catches everybody offguard...i was ashamed

who says God has no sense of humor

she turned me into a newt!

it still manages to look like a slum...camouflage maybe?

meh...if it results in a nice vacation to Hawaii, whatever you do is fine

only one outraged "this isn't funny" comment? wow, neatonauts are more intelligent than i thought

the second 357 is an H&H magnum...a whole different animal from the 357 magnum pistol round...like you can shoot a t-rex with it and win...

*shrug* it's bigger than a prison cell...

popular science...where interesting ideas go to die

glenn beck...maybe he'll scare them off...

um...shorten it to mary maybe?

if you can't dazzle them with footwork, baffle them with bullshit