I'm calling...err, "fowl" on this hero line-up. Howard would have known Ruby Thursday is actually a super-villain. He fought her with her evil cranium buddies, the Headmen in his Treasury Edition. If Marvel really wants to do a quality forgotten character revival, they'll bring back Warren Ellis' Nextwave: Agents Of H.A.T.E.. We really need an animated version of Capt. %#@$. Do it for the kids.

What if: Charlie & the Chocolate Factory had been written by William S. Burroughs.

I'll have the marble rye, and a human hair with a cake around it.

I've called you a TARDIS.

I-I-I-I-I-I LIKE IT!

I've recently seen many of these faces Uptown. Are these undead hipsters?

Next up: the Lucas electonics being diagnosed to Carl Orff's Carmina Burana, with the low German/Latin chorus of O Fortuna replaced with screams and obscenities.

It's a scene from a never-aired episode of the live-action Tick.

"Speak is a rodent, one of the world's largest."

I hope the chest section is large enough to hold a cupcake.

20? Looks like he failed at more than GTA.

I'm going with Gozer in one of the pre-chosen forms.

A simple solution: purchase another office chair. As the one at the keyboard is considered "The Chair Of Power", simply allow said cat to occupy it, and go to sleep. Then roll it aside and replace. One must wait until the cat is asleep, as if awake, they will often jump to the new one. Remember, it is a sin to waken a slumbering cat. This is THE LAW.