"So then this guy comes out of nowhere, beats me senseless with a stick, sticks me in a freezer, and steals my watch. And of course the carps are nowhere to be seen…"

Dont forget, he will send a picture to the newspaper bragging what he did to a fish then you, MR. OVER-REACTER

"so his first instinct when seeing a fish swimming awkwardly is to beat it to death? how compassionate.

his intentions was to catch and cook the fish. Nunue fish are good to eat. he had no pole,spear,or net so he stunned it with a whack. Whats the difference from spearing it to death? farking idiots.