Simple. Wait until the little guy is asleep and then remove the tire without waking him.

"Once you go plane, you're likely not sane." - Abraham Lincoln

Good! Too many selfish people out there are cheating the system and ruin it for the few people who really do need a service dog to get by. Walking through an American airport these days is like going to a dog park.

Hilarious!I have a friend who was an extra on the Benjamin Button movie. He said that one day, while he and some other extras were talking, Brad walked up to them and, with a straight face, said, "Hey, guys. Nice to meet you. My name is Brad." As if they didn't already recognize the star of the movie they were filming!

Did you hear the one about the Catholic priest with a hard drive?

John, You're right; people nowadays like to be cynical and mock anything that's different (like a clown flying on a burger). But I do wish more kids today would be in scouts, where they can have friends and explore the outdoors with other kids their own age, instead of being weird loners, praying to their cellphone and growing up cynical.

Na, Not impressed with this new trend at Neatorama where you post a little more than a headline, along with a link to a pay-to-read website. Really annoying.

...but the emperor isn't really wearing any clothes at all!

Wish they'd lower the price for those of us who don't drink, but do want to join the mile-high club.

I ain't lettin' National Geographic or any other pansy committee get between me and my Soylent Green milkshakes!

Those are the different sections of Hell. (If you look closely, you can see the one that is reserved for evil people who molested children and who talked in the theatre.)

The clever dogs would blame their farts on human babies.

Sigh.Again, Franz, how about you stop posting links to articles that we have to register and pay for in order to read? Are these companies paying you to post their ads on Neatorama?

"...drank gasoline like crazy..."No. They drank diesel, not gasoline. That way, the military only has to deal with supplying one type of fuel for its trucks, rovers, transports, etc. in a battle. The sissified civilian models later on had gasoline engines, but those are the fake Hummers.