A haiku:

No plumbing, firewood,
and no electricity.
Is puffin THAT good?

Wait a sec... That's not an antique at all. It's one of them new non-polluting, environmentally-friendly outboard boat motors all the kids are talking about. You just clamp it onto the back of your boat and turn the crank. Go green!

(Relish today, ketchup tomorrow. M)

"...travel through time and spave..."
Cool. I won TWO T-shirts!

"...if you've sen any of their movies."

Having won the daily find-the-typo contest, do I get a T-shirt?

I find your lack of Boba Fett disturbing.

Neat puzzles, but would be more fun if you didn't see the completed image before starting one.

I hate it when I burp and then I suddenly get the hiccups at the same time.

In a good mystery story, the deciding clue is somewhere in the story for the reader to solve. In this one, you have to click on the solution to be told what the deciding clue is. Not good.

Turducken? No thanks. I don't eat anything that starts with the word "turd".

I like The Coats' rendition better. No lip-syncing. No echo-effect. No dubbing. Just 4 guys singing in real-time:

This is the ending I remember from my childhood:

I'll bet that piece of Mercury came burning through the sky at 200 degrees. That's why they call it Mr. Fahrenheit.

Further proof that every Russian owns:
1) A video camera;
2) A cat that has behavior problems.