The photos don't show it, but there must have been some kind of strap to keep his head from flying off after his body stopped moving forward. The researchers found out a head-strap is needed after a previous test using a bear.

I guess it's true: people and their pets do start to look alike after a few years. I always thought that only applied to dogs, though.

A public Settlers of Catan game would be better, but this is still a good idea. It's much better than the current system of "zombies staring blankly at their cellphone for hours of end because they don't know how to communicate with a fellow human".

She looks like Snow White.

"Video has been removed"

Stupid mugger. You don't mess with the generation who survived Nazi bombings.

They called out a helicopter for this?!?

This will also work if they fire all employees who make less than $70K. They can outsource the jobs to temp agencies, then honestly say that all of their employees make at least $70K.

Roadkill deer is the best kind: no bullet/arrow wounds to contaminate the meat, no adrenaline to taint the meat's quality, and you don't have to go walking very far to get it; you just pull over, throw it in the back seat, and drive off.

Good one!

Finally! Now I can sit outside AND attract mosquitoes.

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