Spiders working together. What could possibly go wrong with that?

That's enough evidence for me. I'm convinced.

Much improved by Mike Myers and his Scottish accent.

Sounds like he accidentally wandered into a Little Caesars.

This looks like a wedgie waiting to happ... Yep, it just happened.

'Twould have been much safer had he hitchhiked to Bel Air instead.

Eating dinner at 10:30 PM seems suspicious.

Underoos were great for last-minute Halloween costumes.

The first item looks like 8 miles in a personal vehicle (he drove from his house to the airbase), with a travel rate of 7 cents per mile. Thus, he claimed an expense of 56 cents.

Is that what Vulcans do? I always assumed they just beamed the unwanted ballast directly out of their body and straight to the toilet, so they wouldn't have to stop doing math or playing the harp or whatever they do for fun.

Is that what rich people do? Just sit there pooping the middle of the living room?

A screenplay that's not a remake, a reboot, or a sequel of a previous movie? What a neat idea!