I stopped participating in polls because:
1) there became too many of them;
2) they got too nosy with too many questions. In the old days it was "which candidate do you favor? Thank you." Now it's 15 minutes of "What's the median age in your household? Does your grandmother use any of the following 100 medications? Etc."

If I had $140K, I doubt I'd spend it on a sweater.

These whippersnappers should just joint the army or something. There are plenty of shared living spaces and group activities every day.

Keeping things consistent after your first line:
"Ziss iss Ahr-SHEE, eh... ow you seh... Jacques Hrussell? Terri-ay? was eh stray..."

They have it backwards:
Imagine whale-watching while sitting in the cheapest, ricketiest, smallest boat possible, and not knowing for sure whether you'll see the sun tomorrow or become an orca's dinner tonight. THAT'S an experience which would stay with you for life.

They're all wearing white lab coats and thick black glasses, so you know it's real because scientists wouldn't lie.

More proof of why we should just assign babies numbers when they're born and get rid of the out-dated system of names altogether.

An observant person. These are interesting.

Wonder what the initials K.F.C. stand for over there.

The captain's logjam?

Good one!