The lack of cow turds in the pasture? Yeah, I noticed that, too. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Maybe Japanese people have the ability to fall asleep at any time and then wake themselves up at any time, like Taiwanese people have. But not me. Once I'm asleep, I'm out for the next 6 hours. 5 if I have to pee. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Other people aren't real. They're just part of my imagination. That's why they don't have emotions. Only I am real.(I'm not 51 yet.) Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
He has a shootout on main street at noon. Then time to go home, change, and get to his wedding at 4:30. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
...especially idiots who walk across a parking lot, while staring religiously at their cellphones the entire time. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Bite-sized pieces of orange, drizzled with mint toothpaste. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
"...chance to receive a metal hip replacement, which he jumped at..."Bet he didn't. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Yeah, he's going to have a really sore thumb if he pulls that trigger! Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
I don't have "shower thoughts". Instead, I suffer from "I should be sleeping, but I keep getting too many random thoughts". Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Why not? Makes just as much sense as getting married in a church building. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
But not me. Once I'm asleep, I'm out for the next 6 hours. 5 if I have to pee.
(I'm not 51 yet.)
Bet he didn't.