Thunderball.

28 Days Later. (I haven't had much fruit lately.)

A free Coke with each diabetes exam?

Maybe he's nervous because he's filling in for the Great Wakkorotti.

"Chili dog". Rolls right off the tongue, easy to say, never gets stuttered even when spoken as quickly as possible.

In 2050, the president of the Federal States of America will open diplomatic relations with the People's States of America, taking the first step toward peaceful relations. As a show of goodwill, he will even learn some Mandarin before the summit meeting.

"...twelve feet long and ten feet wide!" And soft as a downy chick?

What? They left out Large Marge!

If you do this, and you're not disabled, you're a genius.

Some of us are tired of the TSA treating us like cattle. We're customers, not terrorists!

History's first silencer. (And no, it didn't do a very good job of silencing. Had more of a loud tuning fork effect.)
Bad Chewie - Size M.

Anyone who has ever seen the result of someone who slipped and fell in the bathtub knows how dangerous those things can potentially be. In the name of safety, I propose that bathtubs be outlawed in the entire United States!
Won't somebody please think of the children?!?

I like how you can see the rifling lines in the water.

It was an embarrassing part of our history, but fortunately the witch trials, also held in 1692, overshadowed the legendary withc trials.

0 out of 10. Then, when I saw the answers, I'd never seen any of those movies and there was only 1 I'd heard of.
A poor sampling.

Know what's more effective and faster than a ninja? An electronic signal blocker!