Alan...yes THAT Alan's Comments

Egads! They could have flushed before taking that last picture.

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Geez, first civet cats, then elephant...when will it be MY turn to start churning out overpriced coffee beans for rich people?!?

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Nothing worse than an uncharged phonbe.

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Cool! Something else for teenagers and other idiots to do while they're driving!

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Mei wen ti. Wo hai ming bai.

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Yep...looks like the Reavers finally got to 'em.

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I remember when this happened. Dang, I'm old.

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Pound on a soda machine because it doesn't have any Slurm.

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Or maybe it's Augustus Galoomp, the later years.

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It's the helmet for James Cameron's deep-sea diving suit. Yes, his head really IS that big.
Battle Damage, XXM

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Yeah, that's what I would have done, too.

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My grandmother came from Albania and she was a sworn virgin, too.

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I want to try! How about: "I can't eat this...there's a hare in my food!"

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Any ladies looking to attract a fat guy? Here you go!

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"...failure to lose weight." Good one! How about this? "There's a hole 'round the convict, dear Liza..." No?

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