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And yet, Arlo was still able to get a girlfriend for two whole years! Lucky stud.
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About 10+ years ago, when weird-colored ketchup was a thing, I bought some blue margarine and used it to make some oatmeal cookies. My dad refused to eat them, because he said it looked like they were moldy.
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Speaking of wienermobile, what is that kid in the photo doing?
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10. haiku
Wife is in the mood.
I'm painfully swollen 'there'.
That's why God made two.
Wife is in the mood.
I'm painfully swollen 'there'.
That's why God made two.
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That's because the pipes have already made him deaf!
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Looks like rain would travel down the steps and right over the threshold.
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A perfect shirt for the neighborhood ice cream man.
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Every one of those burgers sounds (and looks) disgusting, regardless of the price.
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The dragon looks like the butler in Rocky Horror.
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Just splash some mud on your license plate.
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What's with that vertical aspect ratio?
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Regarding the semantic question: They are making 1 recording. They're not making any copies of the recording.
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I had one! Before Star Wars toys came along, we didn't have much to choose from in the '70s.
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- No $1 bills. Everything got rounded to the nearest $5, to cut down on all that clutter and time wasted counting ones.
- No Free Parking. That square became the Gas Company, so there were 3 utilities to own. Rent was calculated according to how many of the utilities you owned.
Then I made up a bunch of cards called Fate Cards, so I had 3 stacks - Chance, Community Chest, and Fate. 2 of the 6 designated Chance and CC squares were drafted into Fate squares, so there were 2 of each category. Some of those Fate cards were:
- Go to jail free (this is really helpful at the end, when you are safer sitting in jail than walking across other people's hotel minefields);
- Go the opposite direction around the board (this made it possible to hit the income tax BEFORE you hit GO);
- You may build 1 house now on a property, whether you hold the entire neighborhood or not;
- Title deed for Boardwalk and Mediterranean Ave immediately swap positions/ownership (since the rent on Med. Ave is rounded down to $0 anyway, this made it a valuable property to own, so one could pick up Boardwalk for really cheap).
- If you don't like the number you just rolled, you may play this card and re-roll 1 of your dice, but you must accept that second roll.
- Tornado (You may pick up any house on the board and set it down on any other buildable property);
- Mafia (Each player loses 1 property of their choice and the property can be bought by whoever lands on it. Houses remain on it.)