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We had Kool-aid spiked with Nyquil. I remember pulling out of the driveway in New Mexico, stopping to pee in Tulsa, and then arriving at Grandma's house in Indiana.
The same tactic makes airline travel much more pleasant.
The same tactic makes airline travel much more pleasant.
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In actuality, he ordered a glass of grenadine from room service, and ended up 4,000 miles away. Oops!
He made this story up, in order to save face and not appear too stupid.
He made this story up, in order to save face and not appear too stupid.
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I had no idea that what used to be simple in my day has become complicated.
How about this for another ID: Every state's DMV offers photo ID cards for people who don't drive, just like a driver license except it doesn't let you drive. I don't know if, like a driver license, you have to meet a minimum age to get one.
How about this for another ID: Every state's DMV offers photo ID cards for people who don't drive, just like a driver license except it doesn't let you drive. I don't know if, like a driver license, you have to meet a minimum age to get one.
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I opened a checking account when I started getting paychecks at 16.
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The ability to appreciate fart humor is linked to the Y chromosome.
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I stopped reading at 'C'. That's good enough for me.
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I wonder if, after a year of watching them, any of the researchers started putting grass in one ear, too.
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The first line of this song always made me think he sang, "You need Kool-aid!" And the last article on here is about the Kool-aid/Cthul-aid shirt. Coincidence?
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...and if you're lucky, there won't be any other customers there either, so you don't have to talk to anyone at all! A modern Diogenes Club.
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"Friends"?
Amateurs.
Amateurs.
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The robot doesn't know it has the globe mounted upside down. Ha!
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I think that's how Doc Brown got Einstein unstuck in a deleted scene. It's also how he discovered that 88 mph was the magic number.
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I had a ruff time coming up with a pun that wasn't already taken.
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(Sorry. We can't all be Alex-level with puns.)