Finally! An animal that ISN'T endangered because Chinese people still think a piece of it will cure cancer.

Three words: First world problem.

"...you don't have to waste clean water every time you flush."
You're assuming a lot here.

I see the 20-year-old, green, Ford Escort station wagon isn't on the list. My car it theft-proof!

"Buy a car that nobody wants to steal, and you can safely leave your keys inside it."
- Confucius

Why can't this world have more people like her, people who have a useful skill and use it for the good of humanity, and fewer people named Kardashian?

"Am I the only person with a phone that rings?"

Reminds me of the cartoon animals in Mary Poppins. I can already hear them quacking with a British accent.

John must not live in the same Texas in which I live. It's common etiquette:
1) You're on a 2-lane road and see a car coming up behind you. But it's not safe for him to pass you;
2) You move over to the right and drive on the shoulder;
3) Now that you've made room, the faster car can dive on;
4) You pull back onto the road behind the faster car. He thanks you by blinking his hazard lights.

Wish you had picked a different photo.

18/20. Never heard of a Dhaka. Not sure it's even real.

Yep. Another Texas mom story, I tell you whut.

So? Vulcans don't display emotions. Duh.