I don't want to have to drive it. I want to LIVE in it!
(...down by the river.)

Wow that really sounds good. I wonder if that same technique can make Rod Stewart sound good, too.

I'll say it again: tattoo ink should be biodegradable and made to fade away after about 7 years. If you REALLY like your tattoo, just get it renewed after the ink has vanished. Kind of like renewing your driver license.

An entertaining Russian video. But where is the cat?

(A haiku in honor of the the newly-betrothed:)
Instead of a cake
They served wedding celery.
Their friends all stayed home.

Your 15 minutes are up, kid. Go back home now.

Edwin looks a whole lot like Robert Deniro in that photo.

I have the power to turn traffic lights green before I get to the intersection. I've never had to change brake pads.

Sounds like you have a problem with the memory core.

The end of the world as we know it?

Some British structures are larger on the inside. This is probably one of them.

With all that ocean spray and all that glass, you know there's going to be a lot of window-cleaning in their future. Bet then they'll wish the bottom wasn't narrower than the top.