The good old days, when we didn't let know-it-all peons second-guess the metal-detectors.

As I recall, when Dune came out, its poster even advised against watching it before operating any heavy machinery.

I don't like shopping carts because they have a bar between the rear wheels and the fronts of my ankles hit the bar when I walk.
Also, I like the little baskets because they limit me by holding the same amount of stuff that will fit in my backpack. If something is too big for the basket, then it's too big to fit in my backpack, and I won't be able to carry it home on my bike.

Just because nobody commented on that typo doesn't mean nobody was reading. Some of the young'uns here might have just thought it's a movie about an alien who wants to text home.

With the exceptions of Hawaii and Alaska, our states ARE united. (Hence, those two 'states' were unconstitutionally added to the fold.)