The technical specifications are misleading. If you needed a supply that produced 121 Gigawatts, and you received an item that only produced 1.21 Gigawatts, you would be greatly disappointed. They neglected to put in a decimal point in the product information, but the correct value was mentioned in the detailed description.

"A Fifth of Beethoven" was not on this list

It's a deburring tool for clearing sharp edges on drilled holes.

Two Brothers Spirits (Black, XL)

You would not go back further from '60 to 1983. I think you intended to say 1893.

The phenomenon would not cause an increase in mass.

Assuming the context, it should be "May I touch your butt?"

Obviously staged

The mutton chops fella on the left looks practically jovial comparatively. Perhaps, he got a little frisky with the Mrs before they took this picture.

His mother must have not told him his face would freeze that way.

This is disgusting, considering some of the places my running shoes have been.

I'd like to borrow a few of Hank Green's happy pills.

I always get blue shelled at the finish line. I also would prefer to return the favor.

Spock must be a lefty, but it seemed like he was right handed on the show.

What about a cup of raw eggs, like Rocky? Reckless, perhaps?

Statistics would also indicate that getting older is bad for your health.