When will any of it ever be used?

What home owner associations are missing...

Foxes rarely if ever have rabies.. Usually mange...

That said, things get friendly the deeper the snow gets...

That was a great example of why I like this site.

Simple or cheap and boring?

Is this any different than stampedes at the mall when santa throws out cash?

Women are allowed to play against men? Doesn't that defy how most all sports are played?

Perhaps clone some primitive humans to defend us?

I bet a study of men with beards would conclude that they could care less what the majority of women think... and If a woman likes beards, a bearded man has less competition...

The smartest people in the world are 16 year olds. They DO know everything... it's all downhill from there...

The Russians lost so much to Germany in WW2 for the same reasons. There's a story (Osfront, Dan Carlin) where a commander looked at a map and ordered the troops to cross the river. looked fine. Unfortunately the river was flooded at the time and they had no boats. The commander ordered his troops in to the river at gunpoint for fear of reprisal from command. After all of his troops were drowned the commander was a tad dumbfounded...

So how many men have won for playing lawyers? A lawyer with a heart of gold... high class lawyer...

And what do pigeons sign with?

How fast can you earn them all??

The simultaneous pursuit of more food for more people and more weapons to kill people is about as odd as anti-abortion people who hate medicaid... All life is precious until it inconveniences you... then you can kill it with fire!

I say bomb them with kittens... the cuteness will pacify anyone...

Cover for my next power point presentation...