No no, I think Shaun got it with "It’s a Jesus dog!"
I remember a funny bit on the news when a blizzard hit my area (USA). They said they were reporting from a university upstate when they were clearly filming from across the local college around the corner. I actually suited up and went out; at least they were (@#$# it!) doing it live. I hurried in to create some obstreperous sign but thought better of it.
It isn't much to go on (I can see a hook somewhere), but, heck, we don't even know if its bigger than a breadbox. Could be a zoomed up bottle-opener for all I know.
Ice. Axes. Gratuitous nudity. Mind bleach. So disturbing you want to turn away, yet at the same time so confounding that you can't. (Heh. I doubt anyone can top CreamTrumpet's "Ice Hole" remark.)
"Long distance phone call to your in-laws about going to their place for Christmas: $40. Buying tickets to your in-laws in Minsk: $600. Buying a shovel to bury your in-law's clothes in the snow: $12. Replacing said shovel with an axe and watching them try to hack their clothes out: Priceless."
"I'm telling you, I'm going after that fish that stole my underwear!"
"And here is how the caveman hunted in Ice-Age 3..."
"??????? ??????!"
"Limey guv to kids: Lern English good"
I remember a funny bit on the news when a blizzard hit my area (USA). They said they were reporting from a university upstate when they were clearly filming from across the local college around the corner. I actually suited up and went out; at least they were (@#$# it!) doing it live. I hurried in to create some obstreperous sign but thought better of it.
The world's heaviest coffee table weight.
"Tragedy struck a Siberian nudist colony today..."
"...and this is why outdoor golf never made it big in Greenland."
Why not just give tires a good old swift kick?
It isn't much to go on (I can see a hook somewhere), but, heck, we don't even know if its bigger than a breadbox. Could be a zoomed up bottle-opener for all I know.
I'm still betting on the ice caps since the sun's expansion/orbits collapsing isn't on anyone's mind yet; "slow and steady" as always.
So disturbing you want to turn away, yet at the same time so confounding that you can't.
(Heh. I doubt anyone can top CreamTrumpet's "Ice Hole" remark.)
"Long distance phone call to your in-laws about going to their place for Christmas: $40. Buying tickets to your in-laws in Minsk: $600. Buying a shovel to bury your in-law's clothes in the snow: $12. Replacing said shovel with an axe and watching them try to hack their clothes out: Priceless."
"I'm telling you, I'm going after that fish that stole my underwear!"
"And here is how the caveman hunted in Ice-Age 3..."
"The Soviet Russian version of the 'Axe-effect'."