“With the stress of everything going on, she, I guess, didn’t realize that a new form was printed with my handwriting ..."

You mean the stress of childbirth? Of bringing your daughter into the world, you idiot? Way to ruin a family moment, sneaking around like that and tricking your wife into renaming your daughter something besides the name that you had both agreed upon and she was probably calling the baby as she was carrying it around in her body for months.

What a jerk.